Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord: the Post-Mortem

posted 11.16.09

Is it just us, or does blond adonis Kellan Lutz—aka Twilight series’ Emmett Cullen—look more like AnnaLynne McCord’s twin than her ex-luhhhhvah? After dating her dudely doppleganger for nearly a year, McCord reportedly dumped Lutz for, “not being a good boyfriend.” That sounds mature, right? So, what was his relationship-ending offense, one might ask? Did he hurt her feelings? Ignore her needs? Cheat on her with Robert Pattinson? Nope.

The seemingly trumped-up charges include not buying her a real birthday present. But rumor has it that some live-in sibs are the real reason behind the McCord-Lutz split, and that AnnaLynne’s meddling sisters convinced her to give Kellan the ol’ heave-ho. (Oh, McCords. Don’t you know that jealousy is tacky?).

Since New Moon is set to hit theaters this Friday, we’re all about getting up in Kellan’s business; of course, we’re starting with a post-mortem on his relationship with the rising “90210” star. So, does he-of-the-ridiculous-six-pack deserve a second chance, or should the bloodsucker be impaled for his questionably bad behavior? The autopsy results are in, and Moonit’s analysis of their birthdays suggests he’s actually worth keeping around.

Based on their birth dates, Moonit’s romantic assessment recommends that they, “tell their friends to stop worrying because this relationship is well worth their time.” And goes on to say that they, “have a ton of potential to…play and work…well together, since their combined energy is through the roof.” Considering that Kellan and AnnaLynne met on the set of “90210,” that work/play idea seems to be true. (For those of you keeping score, he appeared on six episodes of the show as character George Evans.)

The output also reveals that they, “have the ability to bring out the absolute best in each other: he’s got the initiative and energy needed to get anything done, especially when combined with her ever-present optimism, planning skills and ability to charm the pants off anyone around.” Wow. That kind of chemistry is nothing to sneeze at, and if we were AnnaLynne, we’d reconsider the break-up.

So, AnnaLynne, hear our plea! Why not ditch the real-life relatives for a smoking-hot look-alike? Then, co-mingle your gorgeous genes with his, and pop out a brood of meal tickets to star in the 2030 remake of “90210: Christ, Why is This Show Still On?” Long-term planning is our specialty. You’re welcome.