John and Jen: Back On, But Why?

posted 10.22.09

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been wondering what kind of pheromones must be wafting off of Twitter-addicted, commitment-challenge misanthrope John Mayer.Yes, he’s funny (and debatably good looking), but there has got be something else–some special “x factor”–that keeps Hollywood’s hottest pining after this smirky, intellectual wannabe. Oddly enough, the guy who’s known for his Dave-Matthews-lite tunes seems bizzarely irresistible to some fine looking ladies, including the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

In case you missed it, John dumped Jennifer not once but twice, and even made lame public statements about their relationship. Guess the whole playing-hard-to-get thing works for her because he’s now grovelling to get Jen back. We’d love to hear that conversation. “Hey, Jen? Remember how I had that weird, impromptu press conference last year? The one I did outside of a random New York City gym? You know–where I told the press and everybody that, ‘I ended a relationship [with you] to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right?’ Yeah. Can you forget about that so we can get back to hooking up? I promise not to use that ‘your body totally is a wonderland’ line on you again. Jessica hated it, too. Wait–why are you walking away?”

Now that the two are reportedly back on, Moonit goes behind the tweets and analyzes their birth dates to reveal what’s up with the indecisive combo. According to Moonit’s natal analysis, “there could be a subtle game of cat and mouse here since neither of them feels like laying feelings out on the line. In fact, they seem to approach this relationship with a cool detachment.” That’s just their romantic assessment, but Moonit also looked into their friendship potential, considering they claim to have remained close despite all the dating drama.

Honestly, it looks like they’re not lying about that part. According to Moonit, “it’s almost eerie how intuitive these two are and how much they ‘get’ each other from the start.” So, when John inevitably tells Jen, “maybe we should just be friends,” he might actually mean it. And who knows? Even with public break ups, maybe the third time is the charm…