Joe & Demi: Match Made in Disney Heaven?

Hold onto your mouse ears, kids! After dating a parade of sexy starlets including Taylor Swift and Camilla Belle, Joe Jonas has officially fallen for his Camp Rock co-star and frequent collaborator Demi Lovato.

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(We’ll spare you the “it’s a small world” joke.) To put this in perspective, we haven’t seen this kind of Mouseketeer matchmaking since a teen Timberlake and a doe-eyed Spears first charmed late-’90s audiences.

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Ah, how we miss the days of boy-band-etry and Crossroads… Anyway, now that decade’s gone by, could it be that we’ve found the new heirs to Mickey’s squeaky-clean throne? Joe and Demi already have the PG cred, and they’re definitely popular enough; we all know how rabid Jonas fans can be, but throw a Lovato in the mix, and this could turn into the gossip that broke Twitter. Before they accept the keys to the Magic Kingdom, let’s see if the picture-perfect pair is the real deal.

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We hate to burst a teen heartthrob bubble, but there might be trouble a-brewin’ in Epcot. According to their birth date analysis, Joe (born on August 15, 1989) and Demi (born on August 20, 1992) are likely to have major communication issues. Moonit explains that, “unless these two plan to date mind readers for the rest of their lives, they’re going to need to learn how to express their feelings to one another like grown-ups… It’s hard enough to nurture a real relationship, but it’s even tougher to go the distance if you don’t know how to tell the person you care about what you actually need.”

Their romantic assessment offers up some helpful follow-ups: “your homework assignment (should you choose to accept it) is to get in touch with yourselves, figure out what you really want, and articulate it to each other. If you do, you guys’ll have a real shot at building the life you truly deserve.”

Since their romantic life doesn’t look so rosy (and since Demi’s been blabbing about how she and Joe are “best friends”), Moonit decided to check out their potential on the buddy-buddy front. Lo and behold, they fare way better as pals than partners. “Think Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox…George Clooney and Brad Pitt…Bert and Ernie. The two of you should have no problem getting along, and from where we’re standing, there’s major potential for a long-term, ultra-positive friendship.”

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And what’s even more interesting is that their professional compatibility ranks head-and-shoulders above all their other stats. Moonit notes that Joe isn’t, “the only one to notice that they’ve got quite the positive symbiosis going; he respects Demi’s thoughts and opinions, and in turn, his receptivity encourages her to share even more of her normally quiet brilliance.”

Maybe they’re better off playing opposite each other in rom-coms than going for broke with a real-life relationship. If they limit their relationship to screen and studio time, it looks like they’ll have a Disney-level payday.