Jennifer & Jamie: Where is the Love?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is nothing if not a triple-threat. We have all of her albums, we’ve seen every hit movie–even the ones without Howard Hesseman!–and we love her on the small screen. And now, our perma-squinting “Party of Five”-er is spreading her wings and moving on to the written word. In a feat of bad timing, The Day I Shot Cupid, Hewitt’s tome on love and dating, will be released on March 23–just days after her split from her latest fiancee, Ghost Whisperer co-star Jamie Kennedy.

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We’ve got to be honest: something about the Hewitt-Kennedy pairing never exactly sat right with us. We thought there might be trouble when Hewitt admitted that, even from the start, Kennedy teased her about her “pear”-shaped rump. (”Peach” is the word you were looking for, Jamie. “Peach.”)

Then, in October, rumors ran rampant that Jennifer had dumped the funnyman. The couple adamantly denied the buzz, and Jamie seemed psyched to see his future wife in a Lifetime TV movie role as a stripper. (…) Mutual friends now claim the relationship “just ran its course,” but leave it to Moonit to uncover why, in this case, “love” is just a middle name.

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According to Moonit’s analysis of their birth dates, Jennifer (born on February 21, 1979) and Jamie (born on May 25, 1970) had, “something special going on, and that [was] clear to anyone within a five-mile radius.” Fortunately for the bystanders, this was a relationship that, “[brought] out the best in both of them (and [didn't] make the rest of us cringe)”.

It seemed like Jennifer was in league with the happy-perky-smiley brigade when she was on “Ellen” this past year; she claimed that Jamie, “really saw who [she] was as a person more than anybody had ever done in [her] life.” Hm. In retrospect, maybe not so much.

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Moonit goes on to say that, “even though these two collaborate well together, they also a enjoy a little friendly rivalry at times, and they have a way of stirring up each other’s competitive side.” Perhaps that translated into some negative friction. Their long-term relationship analysis reveals that the differences they once found exciting started to “work their last nerve”; soon “‘refreshing’ [became] ‘annoying’ and a ‘new point of view’ [devolved] into ‘that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.’” We’re sorry, guys, but c’est la vie. And Jen–you can always work off that extra angst at the gym.