Jamie & Stacey’s Publicity Dash

This past week, Jamie Foxx added some grist to the rumor mill when he turned the Oscars into his personal, dress-to-impress date night. Foxx brought along a rather unexpected “plus one”: the age-defying Stacey Dash. (Or, as we like to call her, OMG-she’s-so-pretty-totes-love-her-skin-and-her-eyes-are-wicked-fierce from Clueless.) Although the lovely Ms. Dash was just days out of a split from her–count ‘em–third husband, she was spotted hitting up after-parties with A-lister Foxx. Will the fourth time be the charm for Stacey, or is this nothing more than a dash* of publicity?

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According to Moonit’s birth date analysis, Jamie (born on December 13, 1967) and Stacey (born on January 20, 1966) are “en fuego.” Their physical compatibility is right up there with the best of ‘em, and it seems these two have, “passion to spare…the attraction levels are off the charts.” Understandable, given they’ve both got sex appeal up the yingyang. Even still, we wonder if there’s any long-term potential for these two. Drumroll, please…

Eh. Not so much. Moonit says, “it’s usually more about the anticipation and thrill of the chase than actually getting together for good.” Apparently, when these two combine their “white-hot attraction” with some “emotional volatility” and a “penchant for possessiveness,” they’ve got the makings of a “spicy, far-fetched telenovela.” Moonit urges them to “go for it,” but only if they’ve got a, “flair for the dramatic, and love living out subplots about evil twins and international intrigue.”

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When these two lock lips, “there’ll never be a dull moment,” for better or worse. Jamie seems like he’s up for a little crazytown every now and then, but there’s often a price to pay for a constant state of drama. (That would be their sanity.) Underneath it all, they probably both know that, “if they’re actually into a healthy, mutually beneficial thing, they might want to write this off as a fun hookup, and promptly change the channel.” Here’s hoping.

*See what we did there? CLUELESS 4EVA!