Gwyneth: Putting the Cold in Coldplay?

posted 11.12.09

Even though they’re blonde, beautiful and have the worst taste in baby names this side of Victoria Beckham, we’re still rooting for Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. The cherubic couple wed in 2003, but recent events seem to be hinting at the dissolution of their marriage. (Maybe it’s because they don’t have a viable namesmoosh. “Gwynis” sounds like a medical name for alien genitalia, and “Cryneth” is probably the Ozarkian cousin of Kenneth the Page on 30 Rock.)

These superstars have always been a little too cool for school, and never submitted to the photo ops and public appearances that other high profile duos have soaked up like so much collagen. We get their need for privacy (and why they don’t do the couple-y rounds in Hollywood), yet the separate-but-together routine reached a saturation point this past week: when Chris attended the funeral of his uncle, Paltrow and the kids were nowhere to be found.

Now, gossip rags are ablaze with stories of Chris’s infidelities, and rumor has it that Martin and Kate Bosworth have been swapping spit in public make-out sessions. Even though everyone involved is denying the hookup, Moonit’s taking a closer look at Chris and Gwyneth’s marriage. According to Moonit, M.D., love doctor extraordinaire, the prognosis is good. Gwyneth and Chris are very well matched on a romantic level.

They’re not only physically compatible, but these two are also on the same page about their goals, desires, and definitions of family. Gwyneth and Chris are naturally comfortable around one another, making it easy for their opinions to resonate with each other so they can really enjoy their private time together. Their simpatico makes them especially appreciative of the arts, so it’s likely that they have a major respect for each other’s film and music careers. We can’t guarantee that crazy schedules and media pressures won’t take their toll on this marriage, but we can verify that their foundation is strong. Now, if Gwyneth can just rein in the bizarreness that is GOOP.com, we’ll feel a lot better about their chances…