Game On Again for Megan and Brian

posted 6.30.09

Sorry horn dogs. We know you guys were probably slapping each other high fives when sexy “Transformers” star Megan Fox broke up with fiancé Brian Austin Green in February after five years of togetherness. That news broke shortly after Megan complained to reporters about Brian standing her up at the Golden Globes, “… he doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.” As many of you suspected, Megan was just too hot for Brian to handle. But it appears Brian was smart enough to fight for the “World’s Hottest Woman” (according to FHM Mag) because it’s “game on” again with their engagement. And, if you’re anything like us, you’re been wondering what the hell she’s doing with this guy.

According to Moonit’s analysis of their birth dates, there’s no need for these two to follow the advice “absence makes the heart grow fonder.” In their case, it’s more like “don’t let each other out of your sight.” And that seems to be eerily true for these working actors, in particular, since Brian recently told the press that, “… we have more time away from each other now than we’d like.” So it might be a good idea for him to cut work on Fox’s “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” to keep his hotee company on set and under close watch. Remember what happened when Angie met Brad on the set of “Mr and Mrs Smith?” Well, we wouldn’t want history repeating itself, and Megan looks so much like Angelina she could be her body double.

On paper it seems like the ex-David Silver’s a has-been who doesn’t deserve this up-and-comer, but their relationship analysis reveals why she keeps him around. They have it all: physical attraction, emotional support and a solid friendship to base it on. They’re both super empathetic and instinctively attuned to each other’s needs and moods. Plus, they’re pretty great at sussing out the roots of each other’s opinions and feelings. So when one of them cops an attitude, the other can quickly talk them down. The output goes on to say that they’d make good parents, too. Maybe someday they’ll consider a human addition to their brood of exotic pets (they’ve got a potbellied pig, dogs, cats, birds and a squirrel). We’ve seen a lot of dysfunctional assessments in our day, but this one is as solid as they come. Breathe easy Megan and Brian: there’s no need to get rid of the matching tattoos just yet.