Julio & Miranda Finally Make It Official

Hell has officially frozen over: the most famous bachelor in the world, Spanish singer Julio Iglesias, is officially off the market. (Stop crying. We said Julio, not Enrique.) This past week, Iglesias married Dutch model Miranda Rijnsburger in a private ceremony in Marbella, Spain more ›

Brody & Kristin: Just (Don’t) Do It

Why does Brody Jenner–consummate reality TV professional and designer extraordinaire of male peacocking accessories–keep going back to the poison well known as “The Hills?” And why is he compelled to date every faux-blonde faux-star out there? And why oh why oh WHY do we all have to hear about it?

His latest blast from the past is Kristin Cavallari, which makes us feel like it’s high time we broke out the rolled-up newspaper, swatted him on the nose, and said “NO” in a commanding voice. In lieu of using “Dog Whisperer” more ›

Why did Nikki and Paris Combust?

Jet-setting socialite Paris Latsis might not have a *job* job, but he’s made a career out of bagging the latest “it” girl. (Perhaps the Greek shipping heir thinks “M.B.A.” stands for “Many Blonde Acquisitions”?) His most recent merger was with Nikki Reed of Twilight fame; right around the time Reed garnered attention for her turn as Rosalie Hale, she and Paris became a not-so-coincidental item more ›

Still Rooting for Paris & Doug

We know, it’s crazy, but there’s news afoot of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt splitting up… again more ›