Why Fergie is Standing By Her Man Josh

posted 11.5.09

Hey Josh Duhamel! Ever hear the adage about how silence is golden? Yeah, we didn’t think so. On the set of his new movie Life As We Know It, big mouth Duhamel’s bragged to anyone in earshot about bagging a stripper. Now his yapping has landed him in the hot seat with the wifey and put him in the running for Moonit’s “Pathetic Loser of the Year Award” (Seriously? If you really think seducing a woman of the pole is impressive, you need to stop taking assclown lessons from Tucker Max).

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Josh clearly didn’t think his bragfest would circulate back to his wife Fergie, once again demonstrating his unfamiliarity with the immutable laws of time, space and relationships. Not only was he dumb enough to blab, but he left a trail of texts to this exotic dancer. (We imagine they’re something like, “Yr prfume gets me so hot! Smls like baby pwdr, sweat & shame-xoxo JD.”)

Unfortunately, this doesn’t seem to be an isolated incident; rumors are a-flyin’ that Josh is quite the philanderer when he’s on location, hitting on anything with a smile, a SAG card and a skirt. Case in point: although he was engaged while working on Transformers, women have started coming out of the woodwork and claiming that their on-set interactions with Duhamel were more than meets the eye.

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Even though she’s got, like, six smoking guns, Fergie isn’t having it with the haters. She’s been brushing off any and all eyewitness accounts, claiming her marriage to Duhamel is, “awesome.” But why is Fergie so intent on defending her man? (We mean…other than the fact that he’s ridiculously, insanely hot.) According to Moonit, it looks like there’s a reason why these two have been together since 2004–an eternity in celebrity years. Their relationship assessment reveals that, “they can’t keep their hands off each other…It’s refreshing to see two people who genuinely dig each other so much and complement each other so well. Not only are they physically and emotionally synched, but they’ve got the potential to create a fun, affectionate world for each other.”

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Their super-positive romantic reading even goes on to say that, “if they’re just just dating, holy matrimony is probably just around the corner.” (We’re a little late to the punch on that one; they took care of the “I do”s about ten months ago in a lavish, private Malibu ceremony.)

Even still, if a long-term relationship is going to work, we all know that it has to be built on a foundation of friendship. Weirdly enough, Moonit says that dynamic happens to be pretty solid, too. According to Moonit’s friendship analysis, “these two are so balanced that they totally ‘get’ each other–and sometimes, without saying a word…When they do talk, they’re great at communicating with each other, and they’re sensitive to each other’s needs and feelings.” Hunh. “Sensitive to each other’s needs and feelings,” eh? Ah, well. We hesitate to judge, because who knows what the future has to bring? And we’re definitely looking forward to seeing Josh on the next round of “Tool Academy.”